Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello.
Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello.
The murder hornet was disappointed by the preconceived ideas people had of him.
My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do.
A glittering gem is not enough.
The three-year-old girl ran down the beach as the kite flew behind her.
At that moment he wasn't listening to music, he was living an experience.
Flesh-colored yoga pants were far worse than even he feared.
He was sure the Devil created red sparkly glitter.
Greetings from the real universe.
A song can make or ruin a person’s day if they let it get to them.
I am my aunt's sister's daughter.
He had accidentally hacked into his company's server.
It would have been a better night if the guys next to us weren't in the splash zone.
He strives to keep the best lawn in the neighborhood.
The estate agent quickly marked out his territory on the dance floor.
He had reached the point where he was paranoid about being paranoid.
You should never take advice from someone who thinks red paint dries quicker than blue paint.
I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons.
When transplanting seedlings, candied teapots will make the task easier.
While all her friends were positive that Mary had a sixth sense, she knew she actually had a seventh sense.
A suit of armor provides excellent sun protection on hot days.
The best key lime pie is still up for debate.
Yeah, I think it's a good environment for learning English.
He had decided to accept his fate of accepting his fate.
The Japanese yen for commerce is still well-known.
Courage and stupidity were all he had.
He was sitting in a trash can with high street class.
Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner.
The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard.
Watching the geriatric men’s softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball.
As the years pass by, we all know owners look more and more like their dogs.
He drank life before spitting it out.
When she didn’t like a guy who was trying to pick her up, she started using sign language.
The shooter says goodbye to his love.
I honestly find her about as intimidating as a basket of kittens.
The swirled lollipop had issues with the pop rock candy.
He poured rocks in the dungeon of his mind.
I'd always thought lightning was something only I could see.
The light in his life was actually a fire burning all around him.
This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells.
The old apple revels in its authority.
Jason didn’t understand why his parents wouldn’t let him sell his little sister at the garage sale.
She was disgusted he couldn’t tell the difference between lemonade and limeade.
Of course, she loves her pink bunny slippers.
Buried deep in the snow, he hoped his batteries were fresh in his avalanche beacon.
Love is not like pizza.
It's not often you find a soggy banana on the street.
He waited for the stop sign to turn to a go sign.
Her life in the confines of the house became her new normal.
The fact that there's a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well.
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